ADD, PTSD, OCD, OCD, OCD, OCD, OCD, And I’m down with OPP.
Cause ever since I got an MIP I’ve been fightin’ off bitches like Obi Wan Kanobi,
And my gluttony got me eyeballin’ a canoli.
And my sign systemic diffuse sceleroderma with crest phenomena
Got me feeling like I need to find forensics and schedule a test run
Before I’m gone.
But I’m more preoccupied with my crows feet, and making enough fucking money to buy my little sister groceries.
But the government is more preoccupied with nosebleeds from sticking theirs in everyone’s tummy, we’re all fucking hungry, and we can’t eat receipts or trophies.
And we can’t smoke weed.
AND WE CAN’T SMOKE WEED.
Why is it easier to obtain a crack rock than see an eyedoc?
Why is it easier to blame Barack than be a patriarch?
Why can’t I find any ganja when I know that everyone I know gets higher than a space walk?
Why is it still ok for a cop to beat me to death for calling him a porkchop after he refers to me as short stop?
Why are my words treated as though they were purchased in sword shop?
Is it because they slice like lasers, or because my advice is layered in satire and to savor the flavor of my entire fleet of adjectives you’d have to be a detective to find the point to my rhyme, and then cleanse your pallet in time to realize that the main course has already been shoved down your throat. Why can’t we get an abortion without insulting a mountain goat? Why can’t I get a loan without a cosigner? Why is my credit score lower than Barbra Bush’s vagina? How come to activate a gift card, I have to push in my social security number, pledge allegiance to the flag, and speak to a man in China?
Why can’t you live off the grid, build a house out of skids, raise and homeschool a few kids, grow your own produce and sit? Because the government will fine ya.
But when you need their help, they can’t find ya.
But sure as shit if you take a hit of chronic, theyre already on it, tappin on your shoulder right behind ya.
Excuse me citizen, do you have a condition that permits the use of something as harmful as a lima-bean?
Excuse me authority, do you have permission that concents the abuse of someone that’s just tryin ta be?
Didn’t fucking think so, Chief.