If I thought for a millisecond that you could be held accountable to get your own shit done, I’d shove this scroll of unfinished business so far up your butthole that the only way to read it is to get your proctologist to send you a video of your exam. But since you’re not in charge of your own shit, I’ll just grin and bare it, per usual.
I am always on my period.
I have had 7 of them in 5 months.
You can take the Girl out of the hood, but you cant take the hood out of the Girl. @gwinn_a #flint
Girls with longhair in the Jeep be like, “ahhhh!” @turdferguson29 @stephanie1436 @gwinn_a
Bob Ross painting happy trees in the car. #bobross
Inside this box lies a new pool liner. I have little faith that this will sheath my 24’ pool. Oh boy.